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  Who am I again?

  by Bleep in

  1. watchtower
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  ahhhhh!.

  you are a cog.

  cope, whippersnapper, blep, troll, bla bla bla, sad.

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  The Devil

  Bleep you are one of my sons.
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  For the record........Jesus Christ was right!

  by The Devil in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you know i was very content to just sit back on my dark throne of fire and let everything fall into place but jesus christ had to come along and mess things up for me.. i saw his post about how the jehovahs witnesses are not affiliated with him and god and yes it is true they are right.

  for the record the group known as jehovahs witnesses are under my command and do my bidding.

  as you well know they use fear to convert their members.

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  The Devil

  I have been known to frequent California!
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  Inquiring minds want to know......................

  by SpiceItUp in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  who is jesus christ and who is the devil?.

  any ideas people?.

  spice of the nosy class

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  The Devil

  I knew I left the cat out.

  Freddy come back home I know you're hungry. Ihave your favorite treats.

  You will never guess who I am MWUAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  Lucifer
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  For the record........Jesus Christ was right!

  by The Devil in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you know i was very content to just sit back on my dark throne of fire and let everything fall into place but jesus christ had to come along and mess things up for me.. i saw his post about how the jehovahs witnesses are not affiliated with him and god and yes it is true they are right.

  for the record the group known as jehovahs witnesses are under my command and do my bidding.

  as you well know they use fear to convert their members.

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  The Devil

  Since you are saying that Jesus Christ and I are the same person, as mcuh fun as that would be for me I dont think he would enjoy it all that much. Boy that would be a funnie joke from God now wouldn't it. I am the master of disguise but pretending that I am JC is against the rules. So while I can pretend to be any poster here (with the exception of coarse being JC) you will never figure it out. MWUAHAHAH.

  And to rebut you--yes I have met JC many times. He is my half-brother. And we do not get along. I think thats because of his holier-than-thou approach.

  Either way you have given me more of a reason to stick around and have a little fun.

  Oh brother, Oh brother where are you...you dont want these people confusing the two of us now do you?

  By the way - I got the looks in the family.

  Lucifer
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  For the record........Jesus Christ was right!

  by The Devil in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you know i was very content to just sit back on my dark throne of fire and let everything fall into place but jesus christ had to come along and mess things up for me.. i saw his post about how the jehovahs witnesses are not affiliated with him and god and yes it is true they are right.

  for the record the group known as jehovahs witnesses are under my command and do my bidding.

  as you well know they use fear to convert their members.

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  The Devil

  I am merely visiting the vatican city- I have some business to finalize with the pope. Dont get too excited he is just giving me his list of the worst transgressors so that I will leave him be for the next year.

  I will have to check my schedule but I dont believe I am due in Brooklyn until my quarterly meeting with the governing body. If I remember right thats not until September.

  Actually I can get very happy about many things. There is a big difference between being evil and being unhappy. (Didnt the jehovahs witnesses teach you anything). And let me tell you nothing makes my day more than meeting with the governing body, boy I cant wait for this next meeting. Reminds me of the time that I slipped and showed mr franz a peek at my face. Even though it wisened him up but oh the look on his face when he realized what he was really involved in. The laughs me and the demons had that night. good times.

  And actually the whole "Light of God" thing is just a rumor. I cant tell you why--maybe Jesus will. Nah--hes too scared to let out any family secrets.

  One more thing-Expatbrit-As my lawyer you should have been on top of this whole jesus christ thing earlier instead of making em come down to do the dirtiest work (the works of a lawyer). I just hate getting my hands that dirty but sometimes its just unavoidable. And now guess what- you remember that torture I promised you wouldnt get; well lets just say you better not let me down again.

  Despicably yours,

  Lucifer
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  For the record........Jesus Christ was right!

  by The Devil in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you know i was very content to just sit back on my dark throne of fire and let everything fall into place but jesus christ had to come along and mess things up for me.. i saw his post about how the jehovahs witnesses are not affiliated with him and god and yes it is true they are right.

  for the record the group known as jehovahs witnesses are under my command and do my bidding.

  as you well know they use fear to convert their members.

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  The Devil

  I never figured that the IRS would be this much trouble when I first created them. Oh well. Will you take souls instead, I have several really good JW's to give and they are worth even more to me than your average catholic soul. Shall we "make a deal"?

  I have to go those demons of mine are causing trouble in the underworld and I really want my beauty sleep tonight. But be assured I will return. Just no more taxes ok.

  Lucifer
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  Understanding the Lord's Prayer.

  by Bleep in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  from the april 1,2002 watchtower.

  page 5 and 6.. to see the difference between having an accurate knowledge of the bible and having a passing acquaintance with what it says, let us consider what is commonly called the our father, or the lord's prayer, recorded at mathew 6:9-13.. millions regularly recite jesus' model prayer in church.

  but how many have been taught its meaning, especially the first part of the prayer dealing with god's name and kingdom?

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  The Devil

  Bleep my son---keep up the good work. You have made me proud.

  Lucifer
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  For the record........Jesus Christ was right!

  by The Devil in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you know i was very content to just sit back on my dark throne of fire and let everything fall into place but jesus christ had to come along and mess things up for me.. i saw his post about how the jehovahs witnesses are not affiliated with him and god and yes it is true they are right.

  for the record the group known as jehovahs witnesses are under my command and do my bidding.

  as you well know they use fear to convert their members.

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  The Devil

  Dont be too hard on You Know, he is one of my biggest supporters. Shhhh--just dont tell him that.

  Lucifer
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  For the record........Jesus Christ was right!

  by The Devil in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you know i was very content to just sit back on my dark throne of fire and let everything fall into place but jesus christ had to come along and mess things up for me.. i saw his post about how the jehovahs witnesses are not affiliated with him and god and yes it is true they are right.

  for the record the group known as jehovahs witnesses are under my command and do my bidding.

  as you well know they use fear to convert their members.

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  The Devil

  You dont have to believe me--In fact if you dont it will help me even more with all the unsuspecting converts that I will get. So thank you for your doubt. it will help the "preaching work".

  Lucifer
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  For the record........Jesus Christ was right!

  by The Devil in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you know i was very content to just sit back on my dark throne of fire and let everything fall into place but jesus christ had to come along and mess things up for me.. i saw his post about how the jehovahs witnesses are not affiliated with him and god and yes it is true they are right.

  for the record the group known as jehovahs witnesses are under my command and do my bidding.

  as you well know they use fear to convert their members.

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  The Devil

  You know I was very content to just sit back on my dark throne of fire and let everything fall into place but Jesus Christ had to come along and mess things up for me.

  I saw his post about how the jehovahs witnesses are not affiliated with him and God and yes it is true they are right.

  For the record the group known as jehovahs witnesses are under my command and do my bidding. As you well know they use fear to convert their members. HELLO...I invented fear and make no mistake that I am very happy with how they are progressing.

  The only reason I even feel comfortable with letting you all in on this little secret is that I have them so well trained that my die-hard fans wont be allowed to even patrol this site beacuse of the fear I have installed on them.

  Now a little favor---please let them continue my ever so pressing work because I want to win the bet I made with god...ok..and I'll reward all you you very well. but you gotta help me win.

  Devastatingly Yours,

  Lucifer